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Our most requested platter, presented tableside with a big "ta-da." Please note: our sausages are never as big as you'd like. That's in the fine print.

Grandma Johnson's recipe. Thick, hot, and loaded with noodle. Cures whatever you've got.

Crisp dill spears, hand-polished to a proud shine by whoever's on pickle duty.

Warm. Salted. Served by the fistful. Free refills — we do not skimp on our nuts.

House meatballs, beaten vigorously every single morning. You can taste the effort.

Thick-cut onion rings, double-dipped and heavily glazed. Napkins available on request.

Our signature bone-in wings, tossed to order. Choose your intensity: Gentle, Medium, Vigorous, or Furious.

Smoked low and slow for six hours. Good things take time. Great things take longer.

Hand-choked daily. Grandpa Johnson's recipe, perfected over countless long nights alone in the test kitchen.

Packed well past structural capacity and barely holding together. Ask your server how we fit it all in there. They love that question.

Ham spanked flat by hand, then grilled until it can't take any more. Honestly, it had it coming.

A triple-decker stacked tall and tight. Designed to be handled with one hand. Practice makes perfect.

A full rack, glazed and unyielding. Falls off the bone eventually. Stay with it.

A full foot of all-beef frank. We measured. Twice. In front of everyone.

Creamed fresh every hour, whether it needs it or not.

Curly fries cut by hand, one at a time, with tremendous focus.

Stuffed until it physically cannot hold any more. It's been waiting all day for this.

Buttered tableside by one of our guys. He will maintain eye contact. That's policy.

The banana is doing its absolute best.

You grab the handle. You control the speed. We politely look away.

A dozen donut holes, glazed well beyond reason.

Our house coffee stout. Best enjoyed first thing.

Espresso martini for when the night needs a firm finish.

Our signature nightcap. Every meal deserves one. Our bartenders finish every shift with dozens.

Squeezed to order. Vigorously. By hand. Takes under a minute, and he's very proud of that.

Same great cocktail. You just have it alone. And that's okay.

Rotating taps. Ask about our slow pulls — our guys are famous for them.